T & A
Troy, Michigan, has a problem.
Too many Hooters. Or should I say Two Many? They had one already. They tried to deny an expansion effort by not giving them a liquor license for a new, larger location. Didn't work. So Hooters kept the old one open and opened the new one, two miles away, sans alcohol, and told the council they won't close the old one until the new one is granted a license.
The council thinks that Hooters doesn't fit into the nice city of Troy.
Too funny, right? But even funnier was the following, delivered in all seriousness:
Critics are concerned that the restaurants' scantily clad servers don't fit the image the city seeks to project in its Big Beaver commercial district.
Can you hear the conversations among the councilmen?
Tits just aren't what we're lookin' fer, gentlemen...
Ah, you just can't beat real life.