Angie Baby

Brad Pitt says he won't marry Angelina until there's marriage for all.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

This is what we call the arrogance of celebrity. And it doesn't matter where you stand on gay marriage or cross-species marriage or whatever.

Bradley, my son? Nobody gives a Freakin Rat's Shaved Butt-cheek whether you and your stupid side-show ho EVER get married! Who cares about you? Do you think even one person is sitting there saying, "You know, it's killing me that Brangelina aren't (isn't?) getting married. Really killin' me. That's it. We've got to have change right NOW!"

No, no, no, my boy. Most folks were actually wishing you had gotten lost in the Nigerian wilderness, leaving your three children in the care of a Nanny who would do a much better job of ensuring the brats didn't end up self-absorbed-psychotic-egomaniacs who actually believe the public is taking their cues from their unstable, melodramatic, tragic lives.

In fact, this might just be a setback for gay marriage, if you think about it. I mean, who wants to encourage those nutjobs any further, eh?