Thursday 13: Serpent Pick Up Lines

For my 100th post ever (Shaddap, Paula) I will follow Jen's inspiration and try to come up with 13 of these bad boys... Alright, this is the best I could do in ten minutes time. Please add your own much better ones in the comments... Please?

1. "Is that, um, you in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

2. "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Well?

3. "Hey, do you slough here often?"

4. "Hey, baby, you have curves in all the right places. All over the place, really. Like everywhere. Hey, not so tight... Urk!"

5. "What's a slimy girl like you doing in a nice place like this?"

6. "Hey, baby, you look so reticulated tonight."

7. "Hey, nice hood!"

8. "Hey, are those shoulder blades, I thought they were wings. Wait. You don't have any fucking shoulders. Dammit."

9. "Hey, baby, how 'bout we swallow a large rodent whole and let it digest for a week or so while we just lay there."

10. "Hey, why don't you climb out of that wet skin and... Oh, gross!"

11. "Hey, baby, rattle if you're horny."

12. "Your hollow tree stump or mine?"

13. "Hey, baby, you have a beep on your nose." /POKE/ "BEEEP! OW! Holy crap!"

Best I can do. Add yours below :)