LOONEYOLOGY

GRUBOLOGY

What is your salad dressing of choice? Bleu Cheese
What is your favorite fast food restaurant? In-N-Out Burger
What is your favorite sit down restaurant? Crow's Nest in Santa Cruz, or Dargan's in Ventura
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? 20%
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Nilla Wafers
Name three foods you detest above all others. Tomatoes, Liver, Catsup
What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? Hunan Beef
What are your pizza toppings of choice? Pepperoni
What do you like to put on your toast? Peanut Butter
What is your favorite type of gum? Orbit Orange

TECHOLOGY

Number of contacts in your cell phone? Around 90
Number of contacts in your email address book? Around 40
What is your wallpaper on your computer? Desktop: The Millenium Falcon, Laptop: Collingwood Magpies logo
What is your screensaver on your computer? MS Space Thingie
Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? Nope
How many land line phones do you have in your house? 2
How many televisions are in your house? Five
What kitchen appliance do you use the least? Coffee Maker
What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most? All News All the Time
How many sex toys do you own that require batteries? 2

BIOLOGY

What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? Eyes
Are you right handed or left handed? Right
Do you like your smile? So-so
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Tonsils
Would you like to? Yeah, my ColaBelly
Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom? Yup, quality time :)
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? Sight
When was the last time you had a cavity? This year
What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? My 9-year-old son when asleep
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? No

MISCOLOGY

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? No
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? Fionn
How do you express your artistic side? Writing and Composing Music
What color do you think you look best in? Black
How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? About 11 seconds, the length of time it'd take Bubba to notice how cute I am!
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? No
If we weren't bound by society's conventions, do you have a relative you'd make a pass at: Not now, but back in my early/mid teens, you bet.
How often do you go to church? Weekly
Have you ever saved someone's life? No
Has someone ever saved yours? No

DAREOLOGY

For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much.

Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? No, add a zero
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? A peck on the lips? Sure! Deep kiss, $20,000 minimum
Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? Not for any amount
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? No, Maybe for $2 million plus
Would you never blog again for $50,000? Yes
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? No, maybe for over a million
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? Maybe $5000
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? No... Well, wait, if it was Osama or some child rapist, then probably
Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? Yeah.
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? Sure!