First, Last, and Now

Hey, stole these from UV, who got 'em from... Oh, never mind.

First
First job: newspaper route at 10
First screen name: Theryn of Nowhere
First funeral: my wife's grandfather, about 10 years ago
First pet: Fluffy the poodle at age 4.
First piercing: Left ear at 27
First tattoo: none
First credit card: Meryvn's at age 20
First kiss: Kim Younce, age 12
First enemy: Mike Ward, one of my best friends :-)

Last
Last car ride: Last evening, taking dinner to the youth group at church
Last kiss: Last night, the wife (I mean, durrr)
Last movie watched: Dune (SciFi Channel version)
Last beverage drank: Diet Coke
Last food consumed: Slice o' bread
Last phone call: Recorded message from Arnold Schwarzenegger
Last time showered: yesterday morning. Have 20 minutes before I get in today
Last CD played: Aaron Jay Kernis, Symphony No. 2
Last website visited: Psychobabble

Now
Single or taken: married 16+ years
Gender: Male
Birthday: June 14
Sign: Gemini
Hair color: dark brown
Eye color: hazel
Shoe size: 10
Height: 5' 9"
Wearing: white t-shirt, jeans
Thinking about: reading Hyperion, by Dan Simmons
Listening to: The boys have Scooby-Doo on in the other room.